Splinter Cell Movie Script

Splinter Cell opens with haunting images of the World Trade Center Bombings, the London Bombings, the Madrid Train Bombings, and the Bali Nightclub bombings. The nature of warfare has changed. The open battlefield has been replaced by surgical terrorist strikes on civilians. Three small lights switch on a trident. To gather the intelligence necessary to prevent these attacks, the National Security Agency formed Third Echelon. A Human Face materializes behind the lights now aiming a silenced pistol. Though it’s very existence is denied by the U.S. government, Third Echelon deploys elite combat units known as SPLINTER CELLS to seek out and prevent terrorist strikes by any means necessary. The SPLINTER CELL OPERATIVE stops before us and scans with his electric-green TRIDENT GLASSES then moves out of frame.

LOCATION: DHAKA, BANGLADESH
LOCAL TIME: 16:46:29 HOURS
OBJECTIVE: ABDUCT TERRORIST MASSUD HASSAN

In a warehouse, FOUR ARAB SURGEONS work on the forearm of MASSUD HASSAN. His lieutenant YAKOUB stands nearby with FOUR ARMED GUARDS. One of the surgeon’s assistants, a nervous SADIQ AL-QUMAR leaves the room. Meanwhile, back in New Jersey SARAH FISHER and her AUNT KATHY attend the funeral of REGAN MARGARET FISHER. BLOVED WIFE OF SAM. MOTHER OF SARAH. Sarah is pissed that her dad isn’t there. Back at a storeroom in the warehouse in Dhaka, Sadiq hooks up with SAM FISHER who creeps out of the shadows. Fisher is the paragon of the 21st century warrior, calm, silent, and efficient. Sadiq is the mole in Hassan’s operation and is nervous that Hassan knows something is up. Fisher reassures Sadiq that the mission is still a go. Fisher disappears into a pipe. His trident glasses lead the way. He crawls through until he is above and opening to the operating room below. He spots Hassan on the operating table. Fisher speaks out loud that he is in place, has eyes on the target and that the mission is a go. He has no mike, no headset. Who is he speaking to?

THIRD ECHELON MOBILE HEADQUARTERS
RAMSTEIN AIR FORCE BASE, GERMANY

In a secure underground room, THIRD ECHELON STAFFERS wearing MICROPHONED EARBUDS type furiously at keyboards and stab at touch sensitive screens. They’re tracking satellites and scouring noise for signal, while pony-tailed, wizard hacker, DERMOT BRUNTON, scans lines of data on his monitor. Other monitors around him show satellite surveillance images of Dhaka. Sitting near him at her own station is ANNA GRIMSDOTTIR, an attractive, no-nonsense communications expert. She scans Fisher’s vitals. Fisher instructs Anna to cut the power on his mark. Anna rogers that. She says to arm the charge on the power grid now.

In an alleyway, a battered extraction van sits in an empty alleyway near the warehouse. Field runner, VERNON WILKES, primes a REMOTE DETONATOR in the back of the van. As a field runner, Wilkes is responsible for coordinating equipment and transportation for Splinter Cell. He’s a little bookish, not a combat operative. He arms the charge and awaits a signal. Fisher counts down. IRVING LAMBERT steps up behind Anna, sipping a coffee as they listen to Fisher give the count. Lambert’s the Operations Coordinator of Third Echelon. This is his mission. At the end of Fisher’s count, Wilkes keys the switch on the remote detonator and – POP! – The lights in the building all go off. A grenade drops from the pipe. A blinding flash of light accompanies a sonic boom. Everybody is stunned.

CLICK-CLICK! One of the guards drops dead. Fisher systematically cuts the remaining guards down as they panic. One of the scared surgeons opens a cell phone, illuminating the room in an eerie BLUISH GLOW. All four guards lie dead where they were standing just seconds ago but Hassan has vanished! Snatched them from right under their noses!

I am not going to spoil the rest of the opening sequence but we met all the major characters of the script in the 1st blazing fast 8 pages. There is more to the sequence and to Fisher’s escape with Hassan, which goes on, for another 7 blazingly fast pages full of nail biting action.

On page 16 it is now two months later after the mission back in New Jersey. By the way what is it now with all these movie heroes living in Jersey? Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds lives in Jersey and now Sam Fisher lives in a modest two-story house in a suburb of Jersey! Jersey drivers are the worse! lol

Anyway, CNN plays in the kitchen while Fisher tries to takes a shot at domesticity and makes breakfast for his bratty daughter Sarah who is not feeling her father for missing the funeral of her mother. She doesn’t even stay for breakfast and bounces for school. Meanwhile on CNN a news anchor reports that Officials have just confirmed the high-profile capture of Egyptian terrorist, Massud Hassan, a little over two months ago. The Pentagon claims Hassan’s capture is a major victory in the war on terrorism. He is currently being interrogated at an undisclosed location. We cut to that interrogation room at Third Echelon headquarters and SMACK! A MILITRAY INTERROGATOR punches Hassan in the face. Apparently they’ve been beating the shit out of Hassan now for 2 months and he isn’t giving up anything as Lambert, Anna, Wilkes and Brunton watch through a two-way mirror in an adjacent room. Hassan can take a licking. It’s like he’s got ice water in his veins. Lambert wants to know about Hassan’s “hammer.” Hassan tells Lambert that he will tell him about the hammer when Lambert lets Hassan face the man who murdered his son – Sam Fisher.

Back in Jersey Fisher is alien to the whole stay at home dad thing. He is in a supermarket trying to buy groceries and is at a complete loss. On the way back home he busts Sarah and her friends cutting school and smoking weed. A pissed Sam asks Sarah how long has she been toking up and Sarah responds since he’s missed mom’s funeral. Sam decides he needs to bond with his daughter so he takes her to the Florida Keys for some bonding and a little vacation. While Sam feeds sharks he apologizes to his daughter Sarah for missing mom’s funeral. He wanted to be there. Type of work Sam does, he doesn’t get to choose his hours. He goes in when they say he has to go. Sarah is like, “You kill people don’t you?” Sam responds, “Only when I have to.” He also responds that he works for the government and can’t say much more than that and that her mother knew and wanted her to know because he loved her so much and now he wants Sarah to know.

On page 23 vacation time for Sam and Sarah is over as a V-22 OSPREY military plane/helicopter hybrid swoops in above the boat. Its dual propellers rotate allowing the plane to hover like a massive helicopter. Sarah watches her dad climb a rope ladder into the Osprey as Lambert waits in the hull for Fisher to give him his call to adventure.

Apparently, Lambert is out of options after beating Hassan senseless for two months. Hassan still got dangerous boys out there. Lambert tells Fisher that Hassan will tell Lambert about the hammer and a supposed “endgame” once he faces Fisher. Massud Hassan is capable of and is motivated to unleash some serious damage on the world. Fisher is going to need 48 hours.

CHATEAUGAY BORDER STATION, NEW YORK
ON THE CANADIAN/AMERICAN BORDER

On page 26, a freight truck smuggles Yakoub across the border into New York. Back in Jersey, Fisher drops off Sarah with his sister Aunt Kathy and thanks her for looking over Sarah. We next see an Air Force C-130 Hercules land in Germany. Fisher arrives in Germany, goes to the interrogation room where Hassan is holed up and both men go at is verbally. Hassan shall visit Fisher’s child with the same viciousness that Fisher showed Hassan’s son back in Zurich! At that moment back in Jersey, Yakoub takes out Aunt Kathy and kidnaps Sarah! End of Act 1. Apparently, Sarah is part of Hassan’s terrorist plot. An “endgame.” Stopping it is Fisher’s best chance of saving Sarah.

And that is the setup of what Splinter Cell is about. It’s a really well written cool globe trotting spy stealth adventure movie which will have Sam going on various missions to locations like Monte Carlo, Monaco – the slums of San Paolo Brazil – and Guilin China. The structure is solid and all the fans of the game won’t be disappointed. The script plays out just like the game with Fisher going on one mission to the next making key discoveries along the way. We get to see Fisher’s keen sense of stealth, agility and strength. He does that famous Jean Claude Van Damme leg split move from the game. All his gadgets and weapons are here like the subdermals (which play an important part to the plot), his silenced pistol, his silenced SC-20k to name a few. A very entertaining read which I banged out in under an hour. Beattie is a master storyteller. We also got his WITHOUT REMORSE, which we will be taking a look at in a later script review. Without Remorse is the Tom Clancy story about operative John Clark, a spin-off from the Jack Ryan universe. Willem Dafoe played Clark in Clear and Present Danger and Liev Schrieber in the Sum of All Fears. It is also a matter of time before we get Beattie’s Spy Hunter.

Since it is video game month here at Latinoreview, on November 9th, two weeks before the launch of Xbox 360, we have another script review of its flagship title! Yes we got the script folks. Can you guess what it is? It is (or was until we got it) one of the most guarded scripts in Hollywood of one of the biggest video game properties out there. I’ll give you a big hint.

Year 2552.

A coalition of alien species are waging a genocidal holy war against mankind.

Mankind is losing.

©2005 Latino Review

Halo Movie Script

Halo opens with a series of scorched snapshots. Fragments. As memory. This is MASTER CHIEF’S DREAM.

We open on a SPARTAN HELMET, and a REFLECTION in its visor.

In the reflection, we see buildings. The design and architecture of the buildings tell us this is not Earth. The suns are low in the sky, and bathing the landscape blood red.

We snap back to show the full figure of the SPARTAN and folks we are introduced to MASTER CHIEF (MC for short for the rest of this review). Seven foot tall, clad head to toe in MJOLNIR armor, holding a MA5B ASSAULT rifle.

We pull back some more to reveal behind MC, another fifty SPARTAN WARRIORS. All the Spartans have their gaze directed at the skies where a vast shadow or cloud is eclipsing the twin suns.

Only this shadow turns out to be literally thousands of Covenants drop ships! (I can’t wait for these WETA toys!) We cut to a battlefield across the wasteland where the Spartans and the Covenant are locked in ferocious combat. The Spartans are super-warriors. Combat machines – except that beneath their armor is genetically refined human flesh and blood. Despite their physical size, they are fast. We watch them turn-aim-fire, the speed of their reaction is unnatural. They seem fuelled by nitrous oxide and amphetamines. There is something hypnotic about the way they fight. Amidst the chaos, there are patterns. Across the battlefield, we can see precise movements echoed from Spartan to Spartan. The same motion in the way a weapon is raised, the leap and roll to avoid an explosion. The Spartan Warrior training is embedded deep within them.

The Covenant provides a contrast. Among the various species that make up the alien ranks, we can see the tall and regal ELITES, the massive HUNTERS, the gorilla-sized GRUNTS, and the thin and feral JACKALS. Cool, huh? They fight with their own brand of specialized ultra violence. Less controlled than their human enemy, they are zealots, rabid. They roar as they charge, plasma blazing from their weaponry. In close quarters, they tear and rip and claw. Many more of the alien warriors are falling and dying. In comparison to the Spartans, the Covenant is far, far greater in number. As we watch the scene unfold, something becomes very clear. The tide of the battle is turning inexorably against the humans. We cut to MC maintaining a barrage of fire as the Spartans to the left and right of him are lacerated by plasma fire. We cut to another Spartan as a plasma grenade sticks to his chest. He double sup to protect his brothers then flies apart as the grenade explodes. We cut to another Spartan walking: dazed, blackened, blood-smeared, half his armor blown from his body, half his arm hanging useless at his side. We cut to a group of three Spartan driving a WARTHOG VEHICLE – one driving, one on shotgun, one on the rear canon – as hey break ranks to charge the enemy then skid, roll and die under a rain of fire. Here, and throughout, the combat feels real. Hard, bloody, and brutal. We cut to the city burning, then to the twin suns blazing, and then to black and silence. The year is 2552. A coalition of alien species, the Covenant, is waging a genocidal holy war against mankind and mankind is losing.

Now that is what I call an opening folks. We cut to Outer Space to a gas-giant planet and orbiting the planet, there is what appears to be a vast metal ring: the circumference of a small moon rotating slowly. We can just make out a strange feature of the metallic band. The interior is a wrap-around landscape, made up of the same foliage-greens, water-blues and dust-yellows we know from views of our planet. It is as if someone has cut a strip from Earth and lined the inside of this artificial world. HALO. A rip in space occurs and out of the fissure, a human built battle cruiser appears – THE PILLAR OF AUTUMN.

Hulking, grey, massive – a great block of a space ship, as solid as a concrete bomb-shelter, designed purely for war. On the underside of its snub nose, a portal, behind which is the bridge where a man stands, gazing out. The commander of this vessel: CAPTAIN KEYES. He looks out at the planet and its ring moon. Behind him, the bridge crew is at their posts, manning the flight decks. He surveys the scene and calls out for CORTANA. Only none of the bridge crew responds. Instead, he is replied by a female voice – the voice of the Pillar of Autumn’s artificial intelligence. He asks Cortana two questions, where the hell are they, and did we lose them. Cortana responds that they made a blind jump. She scans the constellations to get a fix on their position, as for whether they lost them…Captain Keyes sees for himself as we see multiple slip space fissures, similar to the one from which the Pillar of Autumn appeared. Through each fissure, COVENANT CAPITAL SHIPS appear. Cortana is like at least we’ve drawn them away from Earth. But in ninety seconds, the Covenant will be all over them. Keyes issues combat alert alpha. Cortana orders all hands to combat posts and to prepare to repel boarders. On the lower deck, Engineers and Medics scramble to position. Marines grab hardware from weapon racks, pulling on helmets and flak jackets. One group of soldiers stands as a contrast to the adrenaline and commotion. An oasis of calm. This is MAJOR SILVA and his men the HELLJUMPERS – the special-forces unit stationed on the Pillar of Autumn. Major Silva tells the Helljumpers that a shit storm is coming. He smiles and tells his men, “let’s spill blood.” Fighter craft spill from the flight bays to intercept the incoming Covenant craft. Captain Keyes looks out as the stream of tiny fighter craft, dwarfed in both size and number by the approaching enemy vessels. The first of them are already being engaged by Covenant fighters. The battle has begun but Captain Keyes is looking beyond it to Halo. He wants to know more about it. Cortana responds unknown, artificial, it’s not a space station and not occupied by Covenant. It’s nitrogen and oxygen rich. Life supporting. That is all Keyes needs to hear. Keyes orders Cortana to get in close. They are on approach vector now and Keyes tells Cortana that it is time to wake their war dog!

We cut back to MC’s dream and we are back under the blood-red twin suns and close quarters combat with the Covenant. MC seems to be alone in this fight. The last of the Spartans. He fires into faces and chests of the Covenant troops at near point blank range. He is completed surrounded by the aliens. Under his feet are tangled carpets of bodies. The image whites out and fades back in to the Cyro-Storage chamber. MC wakes up. Two Cyro engineers are in awe of him. One of them is like Holy Christ, would you look at the size of it. His buddy tells him there’s a man in there. The door to the Cyro-Storage chamber cracks its seal, and then rises open. The Spartan lunges forwards, reflexively, snapped into consciousness. The two engineers jump back. MC reaches out to place a hand either side of the Cyro-Chamber, then steps out. He takes a moment as he surveys his surroundings. Looks to the left, then his right. Then down at the two men. He towers over them and they seem to shrink under the blank gaze of his visor as he speaks his first words on page 10 of this script. “What are my orders?” Now that is dialogue. That is cool. You don’t even have to be a fan of the game to know that in movie talk, those 4 words speak volumes about his character and what he does. A guy who gets the job done. That is the dialogue of a shit kicker who does what he does and the following is an example.

As MC makes his way through a route corridor, a handful of Marines are crouched behind a makeshift barricade, in an intense firefight with the invading Covenant. MC assesses the situation and takes a Sergeant’s assault rifle and two grenades from the Sergeant’s belt clip and steps up to the barricade. Beneath him, a Marine Corporal crouches holding an M6D pistol in hand. The Corporal’s nametag reads JENKINS. MC chucks the two grenades into the shadows. He empties his clip. After the double detonation of the grenades, a GRUNT appears. The foot soldier of the Covenant army. Normally – stocky, broad, and powerful. But this Grunt is dazed and badly wounded. Blue blood is splashing from his torso. MC reaches down and takes the Corporal’s M6D pistol. He glances at the handgun – and sees that the Corporal has customized it. Carved into the metal are the words: NOTHING PERSONAL. MC raises the pistol and puts a single round through the head of the wounded Grunt. The awestuck Jenkins lets MC keep his handgun. MC enters the bridge and reports to Keyes who gets MC up to speed and tells him they’re in the shit. Keyes tells MC that he is going to get Cortana off this ship and keep her safe from the enemy. The Pillar of Autumn is going down and Cortana is not going down with it. Destruction or capture of the shipboard AI is not an option. If the Covenant captures her, they’ll learn everything. Force deployment, system schematics, weapons research. Not to mention the location of planet Earth.

Meanwhile, on the lower deck Major Silva and the Helljumpers are locked in their own savage firefight. Keyes gives the order over the ship wide intercom to abandon ship and to take lifeboats, drop-ships, any means of escape available. Regroup on the ring. Back on the bridge, MC stands with Keyes who uses his fingerprint to unlock and open a section of the central bridge console. MC takes the Cortana chip and inserts it into a dock in his mjolnir armor – positioned in the back of his neck, the brain stem. MC leaves and makes his way down a narrow service tunnel towards the main corridor to the lifeboats. A covenant soldier stands in his way, an ELITE – tall, armored, athletic, in a sense the alien equivalent of the Spartan. A cobra strike – a classic game move, MC strikes with the butt of his assault rifle, taking out Elite’s shields and empties a clip into the alien’s torso. Thirty rounds fly through the gun in two seconds. MC then takes out 4 other grunts. Cortana is in good hands. She can talk to MC through his suit, which is hardwired into his neural network, and she is hardwired into his suit. An Elite, three jackals and four grunts get dropped and shredded with rounds as we see what it is like to be on the receiving end of a Spartan attack. MC makes it to the Lifeboat with some wounded marines. A female Lieutenant pilots the craft towards Halo. We follow the lifeboat as it enters Halo’s interior curve. We see other lifeboats from the Pillar of Autumn, following the same downward path, like a miniature meteor shower. The lifeboat crashes on Halo and only MC survives. MC steps out and watches the Pillar of Autumn crash land on Halo’s surface. MC hides and watches as some grunts and Blue and Black Elite search for survivors from the lifeboat crash. They see a foot print of MC and go after MC in GHOSTS – lightweight-scouting vehicles, each piloted by a single Elite, armed with two plasma canons. MC takes them out – won’t spoil it here but a cool sequence. MC pilots one of hijacked ghosts and plasma canons a firefight between surviving Marines from another lifeboat and the Covenant.

And that is just Act 1 or the first 30 pages of this tour de force 128 page script!

Here is a sneak peek of some key scenes in the beginning of Act 2, which starts with MC talking to the Sergeant and tells him he needs to regroup with the other survivors who must be scattered all over. The Sergeant made contact with a Pelican drop ship pilot who survived, name of Carol Rawley. Call-sign- FOEHAMMER. Apparently, Foehammer and MC go back.

At the crash Pillar of Autumn crash site – the Covenant swarm above it excited and triumphant at the destruction of the enemy vessel. Inside, Captain Keyes and some flight deck crewmembers survived the crash in the bridge. A cluster of Plasma grenades blows the barricade to the bridge apart. The Covenant forces swarm over the destroyed barricade and pour into the bridge. We meet the JACKAL: the slender, hunched, bird-like Covenant. The Jackal advances with its comrades like a roman centurion, firing from and crouching behind the distorting window of an energy shield. They slaughter the survivors and swarm over Captain Keyes.

The survivors of the Pillar of Autumn manage to make a base camp.

MC sustained an injury with his tussle with the Ghost – MC removes the breastplate of his armor. Beneath is a black body suit made of flexible material, and on this body suit, we can see various lacerations around his torso. Through these lacerations, MC’s torso is partially revealed, and we catch our first glimpse of his actual flesh. His skin is colored an abnormal sunless snow-white.

MC dreams again and Cortana appears in her purplish blue light form in the form of a hot chick. MC removes his helmet – his skin is bleached white and his head his shaved to the scalp. The dream is of Planet Reach where one hundred and sixty four men, women, and children died. The Spartans failed to defend it. MC is the last of the Spartan who was airlifted out of there by Foehammer. For the fans that must know, we don’t really ever see MC’s face. Later on in the movie towards the end, on an extreme close-up on MC’s Face we occupy the same space he does, inside his suit. We see a series of flash cuts: his skin, his mouth, and his eyes. The face is marked with a fine mesh of scars, suggesting past injuries, or surgical procedures, or even experiments. His skin is a map of past conflict. To me it appears that MC is albino.

Anyway, at the base camp Major Silva and his boys interrogate a captured Elite. We find out that Keyes let himself be taken alive. The Covenant has him on board their orbiting battle cruiser: Truth and Reconciliation. Cortana finally appears to everybody and tells Silva that they are going in there because it is an opportunity for an AI to access the Covenant computer system. If they could get Cortana to any kind of control panel, they could learn everything about the Covenant – their weaknesses, their plans. It’s the kind of breakthrough that could turn the path of this war.

MC, Major Silva and the Helljumpers manage to sneak onto the loading bay of the Covenant ship Truth and Reconciliation. They run into HUNTERS: Twelve foot tall, six foot wide, covered head to toe in blue armor, a Fuel-Rod canon integrated into the right arm – which glows green as it is charging up to fire – and a shield integrated into its left arm.

The group finds Captain Keyes in one of the torture cells. He is strapped to an intricate machine, organic in design, crackling with energy. From the machine, around his bare arms and torso, are literally thousands of tiny barbed segmented needle – like insect legs. They are buried in his flesh.

The midpoint of the script takes place at base camp where Cortana, holographicly manifested, debriefs Captain Keyes, Major Silva, Master Chief, Foehammer, and a handful of marine officers. The orbital was constructed by an ancient race, known by the Covenant as the “Forerunners.” It seems that they left ruins and artifacts all over the galaxy. Some of those artifacts are the technology that the Covenant employs. And another of those artifacts is this ring they call Halo. The Covenant decided, for reasons best known to themselves, that humankind was an object of blasphemy, requiring extinction. In Halo, we now appear to have found an object of worship. Halo is their church, and the Forerunners are their Gods. According to the Covenant message traffic, Halo is a weapon. What kind of weapon isn’t clear, the Covenant themselves don’t know but they repeatedly describe the destructive power as ‘unimaginable.’ When the Pillar of Autumn crashed, the Covenant believes it disrupted something under the ring surface. The mission is clear. If Halo is a weapon, then the Covenant must be prevented from being able to use it. The Covenant refers to a location called “The Silent Cartographer”. It seems to be a map room, which reveals the position of Halo’s control center. Obviously, that control center is the best bet of shutting the system down.

Usually the midpoint act break is where I end my script reviews but to those entire Halo fanatic out there who must know what else happens and what else is in it –

- There is a Beach attack sequence between the Marines and the Covenant. MC pilots the warthog – the multi terrain four-wheel vehicle and we get to see MC driving ability. We see the Grunts use the needlers in this sequence too.

- Inside Halo, the Marines are ambushed by the Stealth Elite who brandish their energy swords and literally cut their enemies in half. Cool sequence.

- Later we see the FLOOD INFECTION FORMS – each the size of a football, bloated, propelled by a seething carpet of small tentacles on the underside on the underside of its main form. We also see the horror and goriness of the Flood infection vessels upon the infected marines and Covenant.

We meet the monitor of Zero Four – 343 Guilty Spark who annoys MC.

©2005 Latino Review

<3 Namie Amuro <3

Okay, so I've heard of Namie Amuro for the longest time...... until I heard some of her songs. ZOMG THEY'RE MADE OF WIN AND GOLD. She got tons of genre covered in her music, but mostly sound very hip-hop-ish. It's a no wonder she's been called Queen of Hip Hop zomglol; no wait... that's just the name of one of her album, silly me.


*Currently listening to: Namie Amuro

ZOMG, finished finally!

Sweet lord, it took more than half a day to finish that damn hw. I thought I'd have time tonight to prepare for my speech for tomorrow :(. Had to pick up stupid bro from his tennis tourney (and didnt give me a direction for it -_-), so I missed pretty much most of The OC, guess I have some d/l-ing to do tonite. Today's not that bad tho; thank god for radioblogclub who kept me company while I was all alone at home doing hw.



Currently listening to: Color Me Badd - All 4 One

Thrustday

Busy day today. Only got 1hw to do but this shit will last me probably about the whole day. Thank god I don't work tho, woot.












Currently listening to: Peter Pan - Mungkin Nanti

*btw*: Currently looking for any Jikustik music, so if there are any Indo's out there..., plz share :(

Shit, forgot to put up the title

So wow, today I found out I made a pretty average grade on my bio exam. I really thought I was gonna bum it hardcore cuz I didn't study much for it. Everything just feels 'soggy' when you know that your mum is about to leave the states. My bio LAB exam wuz today, that was pretty interesting. The shit wasn't hard, they're just... idk, shit-you-suspect-won't-appear-in-the-test kind of questions. It was cool tho, I think I'll be making another average grade on it. I can't be too positive about shit like this, cuz it usually pwnd me goatse style. Nyways, enuff rants for today, gotta go meet up with some classmates for some fucked up speech project.

-kt

Hay

Hay, here I am again; opening the blog back up after a whole summer (and most fall) of no blog action. Seriously this shit gets boring real fast for me ><. So that's why I would like to dedicated this blog to my rants. Anything that I like to rant about; not just video games, anime, & yada yada yada. Sorta like... "What Grinds My Gear" (Family Guy: The Movie). With this first post, I'd hope to again.., start up fresh, and hopefully I won't get bored with this one like last time (Techolyze).

-kt